"#MyThoughtsAtSchool"
I'm sitting in my living room trying to figure out what to write for this post. My parents are in the kitchen next to me arguing about where my brother is going to high school. Because this week is EOCT testing and I am stuck in two and a half hour blocks all day, I have been thinking about all of the things that run through my head during the school day. It just so happens that #mythoughtsatschool is a trending topic on twitter, so this is the perfect opportunity to share my thoughts. Rather than a formal blog post, I will be making a list.
Zoe Falkenstein's Thoughts During School
- "Holy hell, what time is it?" *checks clock* "Good G-d, my life is over."
- "If this kid in my math class burps one more time, I'm going to pull his disgusting red hair off of his head so hard that his body will never make another sound again."
- "So, when are you going to start teaching us?"
- "Coach Crooks is my best friend...too bad he hates me."
- "No, Madame Sirot, I do not remember vocab from the 4th Grade."
- "If d=3 and the sum=360, what is the rule of....oh my gosh, WHO CARES"
- "LaaaaaaaAcrymosa, diiiiiiiiIesila" (this is supposed to be singing Lacrymosa)
- "I really miss Tae Wan. I wonder what teacher he is bothering right now."
- "Ok, you should really stop staring at my chest...I see you pervert."
- "I'M SO HUNGRY."
- "I wonder if I can hold my water bottle like..." *bottle hits desk* "Oh, that was really uncomfortably loud. Let me pick this up. Go back to what you were doing everyone."
- "I really hope he texts me, or communicates with me, or thinks about me, or something."
- "I wonder what my brother is doing right now."
- "How late will I be staying up tonight? What homework do I have?"
- "Oh, so I have math homework. That's not happening until homeroom tomorrow."
- "I would kill for a cupcake right now."
- *During a Physics test* "Why do you torture me like this Mrs. Murray? Why?"
- "I need to go to the bathroom, but I shouldn't ask the teacher now. I'll just wait."
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